It's been a rough 4 weeks, eh? For the sake of being prepared and keeping a positive attitude for future challenges, here's some indicators so 'you can tell when it's going to be a rotten day'.
You wake up face down on the pavement.
You put your bra on backward and it fits better.
You call Suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
Your birthday collapses from the weight of the candles.
Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and therearen't any.
You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgot your birthday.
You wake up and discover you waterbed broke and then realize you don't have a waterbed.
your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.
You wake up and your braces are locked together.
You walk to work and find your dress is stuck in the back of your pantyhose.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's non of your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your 'ex'
Your income tax check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Your pet rock snaps at you.
Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
---Author Unknown....but troubled.
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Interpreting the Indicators
If you recognize 10 indicators or less: Obviously you got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning. Go back and try again...tomorrow.
If you recognize 11-18 indicators: Life is tough...deal with it!
If you recognize 19 or more indicators: Karma is biting you like fleas on a dog!
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